* They are being walked and entertained almost constantly.
* Teddy loves me more and more each time you leave town.
* Chloe thinks the litter box is his doggy bowl.
* Teddy misses you terribly. I found him in your bedroom the other night flipping through old photo albums and wimpering whenever he came across a photo of you.
* We ran out of food last night; Adam considered roasting Chloe.
* Moochie has spent 99.9% of the time lying in front of the space heater.
* Brady, Adam, and I have also spent 99.9% of the time lying in front of the space heater.
* The animals have thoroughly enjoyed watching quality reality televison with us, such as: The Bachelor, American Idol, and Moochie's favorite, Project Runway.
* Ringo flew in through the back door. Miracle.
* They can't wait to see you, and by golly-we miss you too!!!